the 1979 'double flash' over the south Atlantic — this one's a real cover-up and it's documented

Not a creature, not a ghost, but stick with me because this is the rare one where the conspiracy framing is basically the mainstream position now. 22 Sept 1979, a US Vela satellite (built specifically to catch atom-bomb tests) records a 'double flash' — that bright-then-longer flash signature only n……