ok the Somerton Man thing — everyone repeats the same 3 facts and gets them wrong

Been down this hole for like two weeks because a mate kept sending me those 'UNSOLVED SPY MYSTERY' tiktoks. Dead bloke, Somerton beach Adelaide, 1 Dec 1948, propped against the seawall, well dressed, no ID, all the labels cut out of his clothes. The bit everyone froths over: a tiny rolled scrap in a……