[repost] old 2ch-style thread about the tsuchinoko, translated badly, the alcohol detail killed me

pulled this off an archive of an old Japanese board, ran it through translate so the grammar's cooked, but the tsuchinoko stuff is too good not to dump here. it's a fat snake. that's the whole thing. 30-80cm, but the BODY is way wider than the head and tail, like a snake that swallowed a beer can. ……