SHAZAAM. Sinbad. The genie movie. I RENTED it. Fight me.

I worked the counter at a video rental joint in San Antonio in the mid 90s and I am telling you with my whole chest that we stocked a movie called Shazaam where Sinbad plays a goofy genie. Purple-ish VHS box, kids' comedy, two children rub a lamp, he comes out cracking jokes. I rang it up a hundred ……