rate this one — soviet TASS straight up reported a three-eyed alien and i can't tell if it's a fever dream

found this digging through old 1989 news clippings and i genuinely need someone who knows the soviet stuff to weigh in, because it reads like a tabloid but the SOURCE is the state wire service which makes my head hurt. Voronezh, USSR, late september 1989. kids playing football in a park say a big r……