when SOVIET STATE MEDIA (TASS) reported a three-eyed giant in a city park

people forget how mental this one is. Voronezh, USSR, autumn 1989, a park near Yuzhny district. bunch of kids playing, supposedly some adults too, see a red sphere/disc come down. out steps — and this is the official TASS wire, not a tabloid — a being like 9ft tall, THREE eyes, bronze-coloured boots……