PSA reminder since the new kids keep posting circles as 'genuine': Doug and Dave literally confessed with a plank and a hat

Every summer the under-20s rediscover crop circles and post the pretty ones going 'no human could make this.' So, archive duty. 1991, Today newspaper, two blokes from Southampton — Doug Bower and Dave Chorley, both in their 60s — go public saying THEY started the modern crop circle thing back in '78……