the 'Norway recovered a crashed saucer at Spitsbergen' story — I finally ran it down, it's junk (mostly)

Every few years someone reposts that Norway/NATO recovered a crashed flying disc up on Spitsbergen (Svalbard) with alien bodies, or that Norwegian Air Force jets spotted a downed UFO there during maneuvers. I went hunting for the source because it gets cited like gospel. Two versions actually: a 194……