"Dragons Are Just Blobsquatches With Better PR"

Look, I get it. You see a big, scaly thing on a thermal cam over a swamp and suddenly it’s “dragons aren’t real, bro, it’s just a gator with a stick.” Yeah, okay. Tell that to the guys in the Congo who’ve been describing *Mokele-Mbembe* for centuries like it’s their weird uncle who shows up drunk to……