the rock thing is real and I'm an idiot — Pele's curse, Big Island

ok roast me. Went to Hawaii Volcanoes NP back in 2015, picked up this nice chunk of lava rock from near the Kilauea area as a souvenir even though the signs literally tell you not to. Pele's curse. Madame Pele doesn't want her stuff leaving the island, you take a rock you get bad luck till you send ……